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Dear fuckwit,

I do not appreciate your car alarm going off beneath my window at 1:00am -- for a full half an hour.

Please haul your ass out of bed and turn it off. It's the least you could do. I, after all, have hauled my ass out of bed to get on the internet to complain about it.

Yours,
d_v_8