in_stead | (no subject)

I would like to take this opportunity to formerly submit my resignation from my body. Everything from the neck down can kiss off. Actually, everything from the neck up, too. I will henceforth be a disembodied consciousness and thus utterly unsusceptible to random pains in my head, neck, shoulders, forearms, left wrist, breasts, lower back, hips, left knee, calves, or feet.

I do not know if I will be able to type following this transformation, given my lack of fingers, hands, arms, shoulders, eyes, and all other body parts in any way involved in the activity typing, so this may or may not be my very last post.

This post brought to you by the return of intense lower back pain, which I will not be taking a hot bath to ease, given that the last time I did so, I passed out. Stupid useless body omg.