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Hi! How is everybody? Everybody is well? Please tell me how you are in exquisite detail, requiring lengthy replies and ongoing conversation in the comments.

...procrastinating, you say? I don't know what you could possibly be referring to.<sup>1



1</sup>It's possible that I am applying for a proper teaching post. Essentially, my job at my school, but with the added bonus of no longer working for an agency, having a pension plan, and paid holidays and sick days.

I am currently trying to write my letter of application, explaining in four brief paragraphs how great I am. So far I have, "Dear [headteacher], I would like to apply for the post of History Teacher at [school]."

That's what I've had for the last half hour. All I can think to add to it is PLZ FOR TO HIRE ME!

So.

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Dear Internetz,

You are fail.

I had to actually write the letter! No one distracted me, not even a little bit, not for hours!

What is the world coming to when you can't even count on the internet to aid you in procrastination?

Honestly!

Yours,
in_stead