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8 June 2005 07:41 pmThere are good hair days and bad hair days. These are too common to be noteworthy.
More rare, however, is the good ass day, which may be defined as any morning you wake up, pad to the bathroom in the Superman tanktop and white boy-style underpants you slept in and, upon catching sight of yourself in the mirror, think, wow, my butt looks great today! This is a thought that, according to all laws of physics and fashion, should not cross one's mind upon catching sight of one's bottom in a get-up like that. If it does, it's a good ass day.
Today I had a good ass day, but squandered it sitting on the aforementioned region and working on my thesis. Still, I'll take 'em where I can get 'em. In my experience, however, it is entirely possible to have a bad hair day and a bad ass day on the same day, but good hair days and good ass days never overlap. Accordingly, I have a chunk of hair on the side of my head that has unaccountably decided to stick straight out and will not, even under the pressure of water and bobby pins, lie flat.
In other news: thesis continues apace, thank god. I seem to have finally come out of the stall I've been in for the past month or so. End is in sight, light at the end of the tunnel, etc, etc.
More rare, however, is the good ass day, which may be defined as any morning you wake up, pad to the bathroom in the Superman tanktop and white boy-style underpants you slept in and, upon catching sight of yourself in the mirror, think, wow, my butt looks great today! This is a thought that, according to all laws of physics and fashion, should not cross one's mind upon catching sight of one's bottom in a get-up like that. If it does, it's a good ass day.
Today I had a good ass day, but squandered it sitting on the aforementioned region and working on my thesis. Still, I'll take 'em where I can get 'em. In my experience, however, it is entirely possible to have a bad hair day and a bad ass day on the same day, but good hair days and good ass days never overlap. Accordingly, I have a chunk of hair on the side of my head that has unaccountably decided to stick straight out and will not, even under the pressure of water and bobby pins, lie flat.
In other news: thesis continues apace, thank god. I seem to have finally come out of the stall I've been in for the past month or so. End is in sight, light at the end of the tunnel, etc, etc.
