(no subject)

Current mood: REALLY GLAD NOT TO BE DEAD.

Details here.

That is all I have to say about that.  For now.

(no subject)

lmondegreen IS THE BEST EVER OMG.

And I'm not just saying that because she's going to drive me out to Wakefield to pick up my car as soon as it stops snowing. She's always utterly fantastic.

I can't even begin to say how relieved I am. I think I might actually come out of this experience with both my life and my car intact.

The moral of the story? Danny Michel, although very definately great, is not worth death. And Wakefield is an impossibly quaint, antique-shop, tea-room, Christmas-lights-with-fluffy-snow mask over a great sucking vortex of bad luck and possibly evil.

In other news, the bruises from last Monday's fall on the curling ice have come up to the skin and are a very flattering shade of blue-black-purple. Also, what I thought was the flu was actually food poisoning.