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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

I am pleased to announce that I am FINISHED Teh Paper of Doooooooom. FINISHED. FINISHED FINISHED FINISHED. I didn't, for reasons that do not need exploring at this juncture¹, quite get it done in time to hand in before the history office closed at 4:30, but that doesn't matter, because it's DONE.

All I have left to do now is the paper that I've been looking forward to writing since forever for my favourite class of EVER. Of EVER, do you hear me? For my favourite PROF of EVER -- the heretofore unmentioned Dr.P.²

I would like to thank graycastle. I couldn't have done it without her. No, seriously, I couldn't have. She FIXED the paper so that it didn't SUCK. Also, she deserves serious props for having to put up with my weekly cycle of misery and mental break down all semester.³

I would also like to thank mcee for looking after me when ever I let her.⁴

I would also like to thank my family, who love me so much that sometimes I don't know what to do with it all and who I love back just as much.⁵

I would also like to thank mr_tim and sisterofevil for fighting on my bed in the wee hours of the morning and demanding to be fed IMMEDIATELY each morning and trying to crawl into my lap while I'm trying to write papers and climbing the Great Wall of Sources sitting next to me and otherwise maintaining a level of utter normality while everything else falls to pieces around my head. There's nothing like kittehs to make you realise that, really, all your problems are completely irrelevant compared to the fact that there are CATS who need to be let into the linen cupboard IMMEDIATELY NOW NOW OMG LET ME IN.

Finally, I wanna say to all of you, thank you for entertaining me and keeping me sane and otherwise just existing.

Also, I'm FINISHED. DONE. Teh Paper of Doooooooom is no more. R.I.P. Paper of Doooooooom. You shan't be missed.



¹ I was working on it at school all day on my laptop. When I went to burn the completed essay onto a CD for transfer to the departmental computer in order to print it off, my computer hiccuped and refused to do it. So I had to bring the laptop home, hook it up to the internet and email myself the file. I will be printing it off and handing it in tomorrow, first thing.

² Who bears an uncanny resemblance to Sir Ian McKellen and once told me that he once, for reasons that are still unclear to me, promised his mailman that he'd wear a dress for some occasion or another. I love a professor who doesn't get offended when you call him a lady and bug him about not eating properly.

³ DUDE I LOVE YOU OMG.

⁴ Babe -- am thinking of going to the gym for Body Flow tomorrow. I need to fix my shoulders and calves, both of which have been cramping and spasming of late. You in?

⁵ My parents are in Cameroon, Africa right now.

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graycastle's underwear just fell from the sky and hit me in the head.

"THE SKY IS FALLING, THE SKY IS FALLING" cried Chicken Little.

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MY BED IS GRATE FOR JUMPING ON! IT IS THE BEST THINK EVAH! QUICK, EVERYONE COME AND JUMP ON MY BED AND SEE!