You know, the only time anyone has ever roused me from sleep by ringing the doorbell [only once! which says more for the fact that I wake up early more than anything else, I think] I tripped down the last two stairs and sprained my ankle so badly I couldnt; walk for two weeks then was hobbling for another four.

I am relieved to note that the prospect of coffee seems to have a steadying effect on you when woken up like that.

*takes notes*